Random findings in the NHL catalog (Fall 2009 Issue)

Let's start from the beginning, shall we?

The cover

Well, of course no one wants to see Ovi get all the attention on the cover, they probably figured they wouldn't be able to hang out free copies with just him on the cover so they wisely decided to include a picture of Sid with the Cup. The cup gets alllll the ladies.

Few pages in we see a hot guy sporting Pens gear. Ok, I like it. I like that hoodie too; I would prefer my made-up bf to wear that.. kthxbai.

Hate to say it, but he looks even hotter in this San Jose Sharks t-shirt. Damn, he makes the Sharks look hott.

Work it.

Again, how can we make this page look more appealing and not repulsive? Stick Sidney in there! Voilà!

And finally, that brings us to the "Original Retro Brand Pittsburgh Penguins Heathered T-shirt"
This one was not featured in the catalog (probably for the reasons stated below), but it's on the NHL Shop website.


"Don't mind me, I'm kind of a douche but you'll love me in this t-shirt!"

He kind of screams jackass, but I'd probably date him if he stopped using all that hair gel, shaved that ridiculous thing he calls facial hair and wore that shirt all the time.


To look at the whole catalog, click here.

Pens against the Coyotes tomorrow. The Coyotes are not the worst team in the league despite their off-season woes. Good for them. I no longer feel sorry for them and therefore, will not cut them any slack during this game.